What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
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Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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