You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
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This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
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im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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