Clothes are such an inconvenience.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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