I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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