Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Randomize
