she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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