Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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