we're blogging at a bar
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I wish you could order shots online.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
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Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
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i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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