My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
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