Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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