i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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