I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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