the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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