votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
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I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
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Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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