Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
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He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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