ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
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I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
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I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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