Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
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Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
the raccoons are back...
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