I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
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Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
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Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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