I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I smell stomach acid.
vagina is talking i cant
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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