My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
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haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
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It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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