Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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