Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
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I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
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So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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