This girl is more easily done than said...
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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