There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
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The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
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I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.