Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

I want to snug with you.

(1-248): View more from Michigan

You want my snuggie?

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(773): View more from Illinois

When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"

(312): View more from Illinois

Prob not but she was surprised

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.

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(518): View more from New York

You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.

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(813): View more from Florida

I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.

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(801): View more from Utah

Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.

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