i was born a porn star she said
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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