please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
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It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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