I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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