Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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