Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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