You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
as a side note pls kill me
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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