Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
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