he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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