One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
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My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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