Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
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Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
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I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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