I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
