Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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