At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Well I just put wine in my tea
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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