The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
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Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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