i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
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bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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