Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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