So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
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why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
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On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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