We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
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Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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