So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
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Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
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Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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