ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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