What a fucking waste of an outfit
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
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She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
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Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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