Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
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i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
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i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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