Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
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Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
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Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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