He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
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Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.