we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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