I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
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i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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