they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I'm too high and old for this...
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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